Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.