Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea