Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

How do we not know what women want yet?

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this