Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...