How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

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How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

by m'tosis

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.