What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace