Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.