Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough