Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.