How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!