A: It broke the law of gravity!
Ill call you tomorow
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
A small medium at large.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Because he was driving under the influenza......
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
