Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!