Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.