Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.