Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!