What did the Skunk say at Church?

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.