What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray