What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.