What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

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Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"