What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"