What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)