What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.