What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)