How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.