Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Scan Jokes More Scan Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia