Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Scan Jokes More Scan Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.