What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Opposite Direction Jokes More Opposite Direction Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.