What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...