What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !