What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.