What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege