Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground