Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.