Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect