What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?