What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.