How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation