How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!