Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.