Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.