How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time