How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers