How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.