Put a redneck behind it.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Relative dating
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
Arak of lamb
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers