What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Jazz Jokes More Jazz Jokes

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3