What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.