What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.