He wasn't a charitable guy
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I'll live...
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You pay them under the table )
Because it was for chair-ity
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
This guy.
giANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
A: QUACKer Oaths.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Bayesian.
She kept objectifying people.
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
Because it wanted autumnomy
Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.
Brazilians!
A: It was a litterbug.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
Shot a black man.
They always miss the shot
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
The laundromat.
