Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian