Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.