Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.