Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian