Because he was Russian
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
He was following the Tsar.
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
The hospital ran all out of patience
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
A: When you help an old lemon across the street.
Crimean river.