What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts