What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt