What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.