What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.