What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What religious group does reddit belong in?

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