Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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Close the door and go to .

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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An old man!

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.