He only had one pupil.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
The multiplication table.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
He had only one pupil.
