He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Oedipus
Umami.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
She named him Oedipus.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Let us prey.
Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
He had no attachments.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Umami
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Two Kwanzaas
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
Elton John in a coma.
They found traces of Mercury in him.
