What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.