Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.