Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz