Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.