Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road