Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.