Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Barkinson Jokes More Barkinson Jokes

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's