Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's