Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons