What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions