What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.