What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant