Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried