Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.