Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).