Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay