Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.