Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What do you call a scent that wanders?

An a-roam-a.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.