Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Wander Jokes More Wander Jokes

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!