Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Tofu Jokes More Tofu Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam