Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: