What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree