What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

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How do introverts feel within society?

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!