What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper