What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.